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Because it's white and settles on their land
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
Lupus
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
Because Freedom Rings.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Free Ballin - Foo Fighters
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
She hated objectification.
Because it ends with A-men
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
They insist that the fit could be better.
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
any
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They hate plaque buildup.
Because all proper tea is theft.
They keep falling through his hands.
Because he hates crosswalks
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
He was following the Tsar.
Because they hate it.
The difference is what people you hate
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
Because they hate black, people!!!
Toby or not Toby
Because he hates capitalism.
They could never do it before it was cool
Sun of a beach
Puns
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
The feet
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
The slide into poverty.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
The World.
Because they're not PC.
all the inequalities
Because they're not PC
Because he's a horse racist.
They're always cutting lines
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Pop music.
A 4chan!
Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.
Because of all the Hymns.
They were fried in ancient grease!
French press
Cause it's an all mail business.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
TeX-MeX
It was the Wong choice
They act too paowerful
Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
A face palm.
Because it gives them square roots
They keep Terran.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Turnover.
They always fall back on old habits.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
They were never comfortable with integration.
They both hate the French press
They both have a hated governor.
French press. (Too soon?)
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
They hate getting cured.
Because they hate French Press!
Because they hate french press.
Because she was too ahoof.
Cause they hate the French press
Because they hate Tibet.
He hates camping
Lack-toes intolerant
Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Because everyone hates chain mail.
A condom.
because he was in the coo klux klan
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
A Chromophobe.
Fast food
He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Integration.
That's the end of me!"
He's just looking for a pack.
Because they hate Type O's
Type-O
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Waterboarding.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
I hate tons of stuff.
One I say one.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Won ton
Seize their memes of production.
a meme.
Get off me holmes!
Imsosaurus!