Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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Because they hate French Press!

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Aye, there's the wub"

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He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "

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Toby"