Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."