Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.