What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin