Sparky
A poo-dle
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
He was always spiking the ball.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Sparky.
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Because they have nerves of steel
A: Sparky.