Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er