Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel