Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel