Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."