Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.