Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.