Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.