Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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They're pretty big fans

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Because he has a high opinion of himself

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They have nerves of steal.

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The Khajiit.

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They don't.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

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A: Sparky.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.