Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky