Nerve Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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He touched the stove before it was cool...

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Admire Jokes More Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself