Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.