Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.