Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

Advantage Jokes More Advantage Jokes

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"