What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)