What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Previous Random Joke Next
People Jokes More People Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.