5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
It takes guts.
They shake hands.
A complaint Bernard!
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Only one if you run him through slowly!
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
