What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.