What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.