You cry when you cut up an onion.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
My donation check to the orphanage.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
He was charged with battery.
New Jersey picked first.
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
Teargas
