You cry when you cut up an onion.
He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Because he bawled.
Little Caesars
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
I cry when I cut open an onion
