What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out