How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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One's inbred, the others in bread

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

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You tape bread to the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling