How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling