Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

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How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.