Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread