Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!