Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind