Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.