Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.