Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread