What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!