What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.