Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough