Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts