Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!