Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts