What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.