What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.