What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people