What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.