What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!