What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!