What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!