What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.