What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!