A Doberman.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.