What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.