What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.