What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Greasy Jokes More Greasy Jokes

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals