Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park