Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad