Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.