Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."