Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.