Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.