Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.