How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF