How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.