How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Drug Addict Jokes More Drug Addict Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

Good Quality Jokes More Good Quality Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.