How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF