What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up