What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3