What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane