Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Because they have 4 lips.
Mount Rushmore
Cook them in the microwave
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
