What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.