What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.