Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"