Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!