Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.