What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae