Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Hairoin

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Triple Eh's.

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You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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The Colossus of Scrotes.