How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.