How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.