How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy