How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.