How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.