How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.