How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy