How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.