How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table