How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!