How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach