Kick his sister in the jaw.
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
Mitosis!
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Two men a night.
They know how to raise the roof.
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
Loan shark.