How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.