How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach