Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!