What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.