What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Because 7, 10, 11.

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Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo