What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.