Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Cause you've already reddit!
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
Did you make that Fermi?
No lye?
AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
He wanted to improve his bite.
