Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex