What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.