How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.