Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.