Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!