Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.