Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.