What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.