What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.