What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.