What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.