Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders