Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.