Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole