Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.