Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*