Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.