Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.