What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.