What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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No hard feelings.

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Why are we at the vet?

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.