What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )