A clementine
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Kick his sister in the jaw.
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
Kick the altar boy in the chin.
No hard feelings.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Kick the alter boy in the chin
Kick his sister's jaw in.
Loan shark.
Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Hula the dogs out?
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
A eunucorn.
Urban Outfitters
Answer: The Pope!
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Cancer.
Heir mail
Three Men-A-Night
A mechanic.