Castrate Jokes

What do you call a castrated Chinese?

A clementine

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.