Castrate Jokes

What do you call a castrated Chinese?

A clementine

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis