Castrate Jokes

What do you call a castrated Chinese?

A clementine

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

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