Castrate Jokes

What do you call a castrated Chinese?

A clementine

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!