How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table