How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!