How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Nun of your business.

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Aye sis

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Cause she ran away from the ball

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.