How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed