How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!