How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.