What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!