What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!