What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.