What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

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Get hammered.

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If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

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A firefly with a short circuit !

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Because he was running on CP time.

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A Piecycle.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.