What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +