Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.