Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.