Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands