Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.