Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.