Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.