Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.